It never ceases to amaze us what can happen when adults are provided a safe and secure adult atmosphere to be themselves. Here is a collection of odds and ends from past events that sometimes just spring up at the last minute. Some were one time ideas that will be brought back at some future date, so it might be a good idea to get on that email mailing listin case one of these actually turns into a fun event for a weekend you will be attending.
If it weren't for the members and guests that share their time and effort to make this resort a fun place to visit, it wouldn't
be any different than any other campground or resort, and all of us at Northaven Resort thank you.
I wish we had more pictures for you but as you know, these are the PHOTO OPPORTUNITIESopen to us.
TALK ABOUT FUNNY...
CHECK OUT THE OPENING NUMBER FOR THE MS.NUDE NORTHAVEN SHOW 2011
If your thinking, "What would June Cleaver do in a situation like this?" Cancel you reservation!
VELMA'S BUTT OBEDIENCE SCHOOL THE DEAL WITH MILLER LITE FELL THROUGH
Visitors from other planets often choose our drunken guests to go for rides in their UFOs.
Some unpublished NORTHAVEN MEMBER perks in the nearby town of Brooklyn include:
the McDonalds tosses in extra ketchup without you having to ask.
waiting in County Market because you can use the
CLOTHING OPTIONAL checkout aisle.
in the back room of the Brooklyn Lumber Yard.
applying for a commercial fishing license at Knutson's bait shop.
PAST 50's Parties
TIRED OF THAT "Catch-Your-Own-Wasp-Ranch" you go to in Ohio every year?
50's DANCE ON SATURDAY !
On display behind the DJ Booth, the childproof cap that Elvis couldn't open!