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Bill & Toni’s BEACH PARTY
and
The 3rd ANNUAL BUCKANEER CLASSIC

SATURDAY AUGUST 20, 2011

Bill and Toni will sponsor burgers, dogs and beer between 1:00 PM – 3PM.   DJ Mark and Sexy Susie will provide a NEW SHOW from the deck on Park Model 1 along the south side of the pond.  IT’S BEACH PARTY!!!   WEAR YOUR FAVORITE UNDER THE BOARWALK BEACH WEAR!
 

Following Mark’s Show will be the selection of a “CAPTAIN OF THE DAY” and “THE WENCH OF THE DAY” and the official start of the judging portion of the BUCKANEER CLASSIC.  The captain and wench of the day will be selected from the entire village, INCLUDING VISITING PIRATES AND WENCHES, by the Pirate Council and awarded special seating for the races.  Persons picked for this honor will be chosen for their spirit, attitude native pirate attire, the amount of cleavage displayed, and general appearance.

BUCKANEER CLASSIC

TRADITIONS, EVENTS, AND RULES
 

The 2nd annual BUCKANEER CLASSIC is a theme afternoon that follows our recollections and studies of the long lost traditions of pirates and wenches.

Long ago when our pond was once a part of an inlet off the cost of the Dominican Republic, pirates ruled the seas and rum and treasure was the way of life.   Mighty ships with huge sails and crews of half starved drunken and worthless perverts ruled the inlet.  The fastest ships with the soberest crews raced the seas in search of greatest booty to claim for their captain.

To honor their memories and to remind ourselves of where we cum from, we prepare an annual ritual where crews rebuild their ships from drawings, passed down, memories, and pictures from old rum bottles.  The Pirate Council will provide 6 crews with the traditional materials used to build the hulls of the fastest ships.  All material used to build the hull, any support structure related to the hull and the oars used for propulsion must be supplied by the Pirate Council.  Any material used above the basic floatation structure that provides additional size, fearsome appearance, armaments, or use of wind power will be provided by the crews.  The material provided by the Pirate Council will be handed out Friday night beginning at 4:00PM at the Admirals Storage facility.   Construction of these vessels will commence immediately and at a frantic pace, to be completed by Saturday afternoon.  At 2:45 PM, a cannon shot will summon all crews and ships to be brought to the judging area not later than 3:00 PM sharp.

BOOTY AWARDS

GRAND PRIZE: Best Looking Pirate ship selected by village population roars, applause and cheers of any type.

 3 Additional prizes will be awarded based on a point system that allows crews to score additional booty points at several stages.

  All crews will be awarded points beginning Friday night and running through Saturday at 3:00 PM for:

            1) Team Spirit during the construction (up to 20 points)

            2) Drunken orgies (up to 10 points)

            3) Original team name (up to 10 points)

            4) Team uniforms (or lack of uniforms) up to 20 points

            5) Results from 2 races

                        1st race -Woman’s race – 1 lap (30 points)

                        2nd race -Men’s race- 2 laps (20 points)

BOATS ARE LIMITED TO ONE PERSON ON BOARD DURING THE RACE!

Judges:   4 impartial judges will be selected to score the point competition on Friday evening from guests visiting our village for Saturday’s festivities.  These judges will be monitoring activities throughout the night recording and tabulating their results.

Pirate Commander DJ Mark will provide a narration of the pace of the events, announce the christening of all boats, entertaining the villagers, and supervising the dispensing of the special grog created by the Council to commemorate this event.

The following basic materials will be supplied to each crew.

1) 1 + 1/2 sheets of triple wall cardboard 98” x 110” (This material will NOT sink or become waterlogged for several hours- (MAYBE EVEN DAYS FROM OUR EXPERIENCE).

2) 1 roll of duct tape.

3)  1 box cutter.

4)  1 10’ pole to be used as a straight edge and the oar/paddle.

CARDBOARD SUPPLIED MUST BE USED FOR THE PADDLE END AND EDGES.   No additional materials or support material other then the 10’ pole, cardboard, and duct tape are allowed on the oar/paddle!

5)  1 screen roller to compress rather then cut folds or seams.

Suggested material not supplied.

  • Steel straight edge for cutting / notching
  • Paint ( Latex only – dries faster)
  • Brushes, rollers
  • Flags
  • Theme decorations of any type
  • Cannons, boom-booms, bazookas, or cannon balls
  • Mast, sails, or other specialty rigging require to contain the cannon balls
  • Rum or specialty drinks at construction site
  • Extra glasses for guests + judges

The basic hull construction rules are intended and will be enforced to insure that no team has an unfair advantage in construction of the hull.  Any team violating starting times or basic hull material construction will be disqualified.   The intent of this competition is FUN and ENTERTAINMENT.

 

 
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