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Bill & Toni’s BEACH PARTY SATURDAY AUGUST 20, 2011 Bill and Toni will
sponsor burgers, dogs and beer between 1:00 PM – 3PM. DJ Mark and Sexy Susie will provide a NEW
SHOW from the deck on Park Model 1 along the south side of the pond. IT’S BEACH PARTY!!! WEAR YOUR FAVORITE UNDER THE BOARWALK BEACH
WEAR! Following Mark’s Show
will be the selection of a “CAPTAIN OF THE DAY” and “THE WENCH OF THE DAY” and
the official start of the judging portion of the BUCKANEER CLASSIC. The captain and wench of the day will be
selected from the entire village, INCLUDING VISITING PIRATES AND WENCHES, by
the Pirate Council and awarded special seating for the races. Persons picked for this honor will be chosen
for their spirit, attitude native pirate attire, the amount of cleavage
displayed, and general appearance. BUCKANEER CLASSIC TRADITIONS, EVENTS, AND RULES The 2nd
annual BUCKANEER CLASSIC is a theme afternoon that follows our recollections
and studies of the long lost traditions of pirates and wenches. Long ago when our
pond was once a part of an inlet off the cost of the To honor their
memories and to remind ourselves of where we cum from, we prepare an annual
ritual where crews rebuild their ships from drawings, passed down, memories,
and pictures from old rum bottles. The
Pirate Council will provide 6 crews with the traditional materials used to
build the hulls of the fastest ships.
All material used to build the hull, any support structure related to
the hull and the oars used for propulsion must
be supplied by the Pirate Council. Any
material used above the basic floatation structure that provides additional
size, fearsome appearance, armaments, or use of wind power will be provided by
the crews. The material provided by the
Pirate Council will be handed out Friday night beginning at 4:00PM at the
Admirals Storage facility. Construction
of these vessels will commence immediately and at a frantic pace, to be
completed by Saturday afternoon. At 2:45
PM, a cannon shot will summon all crews and ships to be brought to the judging
area not later than 3:00 PM sharp. BOOTY AWARDS GRAND PRIZE: Best
Looking Pirate ship selected by village population roars, applause and cheers
of any type.
3 Additional prizes will be awarded based on a
point system that allows crews to score additional booty points at several
stages. All crews will be awarded points beginning
Friday night and running through Saturday at 3:00 PM for: 1) Team Spirit during the
construction (up to 20 points) 2) Drunken orgies (up to 10 points) 3) Original team name (up to 10
points) 4) Team uniforms (or lack of
uniforms) up to 20 points 5) Results from 2 races 1st race
-Woman’s race – 1 lap (30 points) 2nd race
-Men’s race- 2 laps (20 points) BOATS ARE LIMITED TO ONE PERSON ON BOARD DURING THE RACE!
Judges: 4 impartial judges will be selected to score
the point competition on Friday evening from guests visiting our village for
Saturday’s festivities. These judges
will be monitoring activities throughout the night recording and tabulating
their results. Pirate Commander DJ
Mark will provide a narration of the pace of the events, announce the
christening of all boats, entertaining the villagers, and supervising the
dispensing of the special grog created by the Council to commemorate this
event. The following basic materials will be
supplied to each crew. 1) 1 + 1/2 sheets of triple wall cardboard 98” x 110” (This material
will NOT sink or become waterlogged for several hours- (MAYBE EVEN DAYS FROM
OUR EXPERIENCE). 2) 1 roll of duct tape. 3) 1 box cutter. 4) 1 10’ pole to be used as a
straight edge and the oar/paddle. CARDBOARD SUPPLIED MUST BE USED FOR THE PADDLE END AND EDGES. No
additional materials or support material other then the 10’ pole, cardboard,
and duct tape are allowed on the oar/paddle! 5) 1 screen roller to compress
rather then cut folds or seams. Suggested material not supplied.
The basic hull
construction rules are intended and will be enforced to insure that no team has
an unfair advantage in construction of the hull. Any team violating starting times or basic
hull material construction will be disqualified. The intent of this competition is FUN and
ENTERTAINMENT.
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